DOGS WEAR PLAID

Once upon a warm summer day, a cat was purring in the sunlight. The cats name? Its- “ HEy I want to tell this story narrator ! I’m the protagonist after all” interrupted the cat

”ok, ok. “ the narrator said, “Now it all started on a warm summer day oh wait I said that already, anyway I was sleeping in the sun when I heard footsteps, abnormally loud footsteps, a dog it was ! An annoying dog interrupted my nap ! He picked me up by my neck and galloped ( can dogs gallop?) away, he abducted me! And the strangest thing the absolutely CRaZy thing was…….. he was wearing a checkered pattern shirt! He also was standing on two legs and walking sometimes..

at this point I was like - oh I’m being abducted LA DEE DA

to be continued